Archive for May 22nd, 2010
We may get frustrated with President Obama from time to time, but at least he can speak in public without embarrassing us and himself. Consider this old chestnut, for example:
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
The misunderestimate me.
I am the pitbull on the pandleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
So as you watch the President struggle with the complex issues confronting our nation, take some comfort in the though that at least you can stand to listen to the new guy. Unlike the old guy and, for that matter, Caribou Barbie.