Captain Zero: Breaking Out the Red Stamp

Captain Zero’s Human Carnage


As much as WC enjoys watching Governor Sean “Captain Zero” Parnell twist in the wind as the Alaska National Guard scandal continues to leak out in public, the human carnage described there is very disturbing. The 35-year old Alaska National Guard Master Sergeant who blackmailed a 19-year old girl into semi-consensual sex is just a fraction…

Captain Zero Pointing to the Right

Parnell’s Privacy Poppycock


In May 2014, APRN’s Alexandra Gutierrez made a public records request to the Governor’s Office, asking for records relating to the Alaska National Guard scandal. By Alaska law, the Governor was required to respond within 10 days, with one additional 10 days extension for cause. The Governor responded September 26, 2014. Only 120 days late.…