An Act of Self Defense: WC’s Lawyer Joke Collection


For some years now, since at least 1995, WC has collected lawyer jokes. It’s a form of self-defense. Too many people WC meets want to tell him lawyer jokes; in a cocktail conversation it can go on for a long time. So, in response to the first old joke, WC usually reports it is already in his collection, provides the link and the subject gets changed.

A sample:

The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the brush when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the ass of the tiger in front.

The startled tiger turns around and says, “Hey! Cut it out, already.” The rear tiger says, “Sorry,” and they continue.

After about another 5 minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the ass of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, “I said stop it!.” The rear tiger says, “Sorry,” and they continue.

After about another 5 minutes, the rear tiger once more licks the ass of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, “What is it with you, anyway?”

The rear tiger replies, “Well, I just ate a lawyer and I’m trying to get the taste out of my mouth!”

The strategy has worked so well that WC hasn’t had a new lawyer joke inflicted on him for more than three years.

But it’s time to plumb the depths again. Here’s the link to the collection. If you have the time, the courage and a very strong stomach, troll through. If you know a joke that isn’t listed, pass it along in a comment.

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