Now This Is a Brawl


There’s been considerable fuss about The Quitter’s family’s recent brawl in South Anchorage. WC doesn’t give a fat fig about The Quitter, her ridiculous family or their ignorant antics. But WC was recently present at a biting, scratching, punching brawl, that went on for some 45 minutes and was a lot more interesting than The Quitter’s Clan’s sophomoric display.

Besides, in this case, photos were taken.

A Right Hook

A Right Hook

That led to a sharp bite.

A Face Bite

A Face Bite

And then a sharp shove.

A Shove to the Belly

A Shove to the Belly

And then yet another bite.

Yet Another Bite

Yet Another Bite

These kinds of shenanigans went on for 45 minutes, a really high level of energy by these nine month old cubs. When the cubs finally got tired of the water, they went ashore and wrestled over pieces of driftwood.

Of course, the cubs have an attentive mother. A real mama bear, not a parent who might better be quiet of about her dubious parenting skills. What, you ask, was these hooligans’ mom doing while all this was going on?

WC Doubts She's Really Sleeping

WC Doubts She’s Really Sleeping

WC’s thanks to Robert Thompson, our boat captain and guide, for the great views of the polar bears. The outlook for Alaska’s polar bears is pretty grim; if you want to see them, take the opportunity to visit Kaktovik, Alaska’s Polar Bear Capital soon. If you wait, they’ll be gone. The hard fact is that polar bears will likely be extinct in Alaska before America’s unhealthy obsession with  The Quitter’s idiocies is over.

Doesn’t that betray a shabby sense of priorities?

 

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