The Wild Turkey, as opposed to its inbred, domesticated cousin, is a handsome, canny bird. No one would call them beautiful, but they are impressive.
If your Thanksgiving involves a turkey, keep its wild relative in mind as a favor to WC. And enjoy your holiday.
Readers who want something more substantive are invited to read WC’s soporific 2011 Thanksgiving exposé on the turkey-tryptophan myth. Likely no other blogger has dared to document the tryptophan synthesis process.