Rep. Aaron Shock (Photo credit AP Photo/Seth Perlman)

House Speaker Boehner Shocked Schock Shucked


U.S. House Speaker John Boehner (R, Crocodile Tears) told the media he was “stunned” Rep. Aaron Schock (R, Illinois) has announced his resignation. Heh. For those who haven’t been following along, Rep. Schock was caught with both hands in the cookie jar. In the finest tradition of Illinois politics, for example, he billed the federal…