WC isn’t so old he can’t remember
reading looking at books that focused his attention like this. Luckily, WC’s parents never found out. We’ll pretend this is about the excitement of the autumn equinox, even though the event is mostly irrelevant 10° from the equator.
WC reminds reader he has only intermittent access to the internet the next couple of weeks. If you are seeing this post, it means WC is some place where the internet isn’t.