It’s time to exercise your franchise – such as it is – and vote for the 2018 Hypocrite of the Year.
You get one vote, although it’s laughably easy to stuff the ballot box. Joe Miller can give you advice on that, if you feel like cheating. if you need refreshers on the three candidate in more detail, here’s a set of links: Steve Stockman, Mitch McConnell and Mike Pence.
The polls will be “open” for seven days. WC will post the results shortly after that. May the biggest hypocrite win.
The winner will get a custom certificate signed by Wickersham’s Conscience. You’ll win, too, by helping call out hypocrisy and, admittedly in a very small way, improving the body politic of the United States.