Mitch McConnell, "Ol' Turtle Neck"

The Results Are In: 2018 Hypocrite of the Year

It wasn’t even close. Commanding an amazing 84% of the votes, Addison Mitchell McConnell Jr. is the 2018 Hypocrite of the Year. Ol’ Turtleneck blew out the competition; Steve Stockman and Mike Pence divided the other eight percent between them. Voters were especially appalled by McConnell’s call for bipartisanship with Democrats in the incoming U.S. House.…

Last Chance to Vote

This is your last chance to vote for 2018 Hypocrite of the Year. The polls close at midnight, MST Thursday evening. Don’t miss your chance to pick the scummiest of the scum. The link is here.

The international Vote Is In (Not a Scientific Poll) (Photographer Unknown)

Appropriately Disgusting

WC reader LM sent in this photo. As a clever means of encouraging the citizens of Edinburgh, Scotland to put their cigarette butts in the trash, it’s impressive. As a polling methodology on America’s president, it’s appropriately disgusting. Smoking killed WC’s father and crippled WC’s mother. WC is furiously opposed to smoking. And regards the…

By the Narrowest Margins, It's Pete Kelly

D.A.F.P. Award: We Have a Winner!

The inaugural Dumb As a Fence Post Award involved a wholly unscientific process, to keep it consistent with the Republican Party’s rejection of logic and science. Readers were invited to submit nominations of egregiously stupid actions and individuals. WC sorted through the nominations to choose the Stupider. The Stupider were put in a poll and…

Don't Be Stupid

D.A.F.P. Award – Last Day to Vote

Just a reminder that this is the last day to vote on the Inaugural Dumb As a Fence Post Award. The polls close tonight sometimes after 9 PM. Don’t let the stupid go unrecognized. Exercise your franchise.

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DAFP Award: The Polls Are Open

The nominations are closed. WordPresses obscure polling tools are deciphered. It’s time to vote. This isn’t Chicago; one vote per reader please. Even if it is laughably easy to hack Polldaddy. Polls will be open until April 5, 2014. The winner will be sent a certificate from Wickersham’s Conscience, suitable for framing. Thanks to the…