How ‘Bout Those Phillies?


There was a lawyer WC knew back in the day. When you asked her a difficult question she didn’t want to answer, she’d respond, “How ’bout those Phillies?” It’s an evasion and a not very clever way of ducking an issue, attempting to change the subject. It’s now the Republican Party’s go-to solution to the…

Donald Trump answers a question about hospitals and frontline healthcare workers reporting shortages of masks and coronavirus tests. Photograph: Yuri Gripas/Reuters

Trump Loses Another One


On September 18, 2018, the New York Times ran a long article titled, “Trump Engaged in Suspect Tax Scheme as He Reaped Riches from His Father.” The Times won a Pulitzer Prize for its reporting. Donald Trump, outraged that his niece had cooperated with the Times reporters and provided documents to them, sued the Times.…

Schadenfreude and Fox News


Make no mistake. Over time, and in many different places, when it comes to making ourselves happy, we humans have long relied on the humiliations and failures of other people. “Not Just a German Word: A Brief History of Schadenfreude,” Tiffany Watt Smith Smith’s excellent, long essay on the guilty pleasures of Schadenfreude makes the…

Sidney Powell’s Source


When Fox News asked Sidney Powell what her sources were for her . . . surprising . . . claims about the 2020 presidential election, she forwarded an email she had received to several “journalists” at Fox News. The email, first revealed in Dominion Voting Systems’ motion for summary judgment as to liability in Dominion’s…

Trump’s Lawyers: The Fallout Continues


It’s been a while since we looked at the lawyers who supported Donald Trump’s baseless claims that the 2020 presidential election was stolen. While Trump is still using the lie on his 2024 campaign trail, his former lawyers are paying the price of knowingly defending and perpetuating a lie. Most recently Colorado lawyer Jenna Lynn Ellis…

The Trump Administration: Durham’s Coda


Coda: (figuratively) A conclusion (of a statement or event, for example), final portion, tail end.  Wiktionary, “Coda“ The thing about Donald Trump is that it is always about Donald Trump. Not the country that, as President, he swore to defend. Not the voters who made him president. Not the political party he was supposed to lead.…

John Eastman: Giving Scummy Lawyers a Bad Name


WC briefly noted earlier that the California Bar Association had finally taken action against John Eastman. The Bar’s complaint has since been made public. WC has read it. And it is devastating. Eastman will doubtless fight the Bar’s effort a long time, but the undisputed evidence – the facts in the public record already –…

“The Best People,” a Recap


Trump promised the American people he would appoint “the best people.” That turned out to be a lie, too. What we got was continuous turnover in staff and senior positions, dozens of indictments and multiple guilty pleas. WC recognizes that it can be hard to keep track of the criminal convictions so, as a service…

The 11th Circuit Woodsheds Judge Cannon


When WC went to law school, shortly after the Civil War, there wasn’t an 11th Circuit Court of Appeals. There wasn’t an 11th Circuit until 1981, when Congress carved Florida, Alabama and Georgia out of the 5th Circuit to create the newbie circuit. But even if it is new, as the law measures time, it…

Worst Job in America: Trump’s Lawyer


Any experienced private attorney will tell you there are clients who are too dangerous to represent. At best, they will damage your professional reputation and stiff you for all or part of your fees; at worst, they will drag you down with them. As WC’s Legal Ethics professor told us back in law school, we…

Donald Trump, photo by Vic Berger

Sorting Out Trump’s Crimes, Part 2


Yes, as WC has noted earlier, it would take a multi-volume encyclopedia-length effort to sort out Donald Trump’s many crimes, so WC proposes to focus on just the most recent ones. In addition to those involving the presence of presidential records and classified documents at Mar-a-lago, Trump’s tasteless offense to architecture in Palm Beach, Florida,…

Sorting Out Trump’s Crimes, Part 1


Yes, WC understands it would take a multi-volume encyclopedia-length effort to sort out Donald Trump’s many crimes, so WC proposes to focus on just the most recent ones, those involving the presence of presidential records and classified documents at Mar-a-lago, Trump’s tasteless offense to architecture in Palm Beach, Florida. Heck, even for the post-presidency criminal…

William Barr on Capitol Hill on April 10. Mandel Ngan/AFP/Getty Images

Bayonet the Wounded and Pick the Pockets of the Dead


WC was told one time, and regrettably the source is forgotten, that “Lawyers arrive after the battle is over and bayonet the wounded. Then the accountants arrive and pick the pockets of the dead.” Welp, the bayoneting and pickpocketing is still going on over the Mueller Report and the reaction of the Trump Administration to…

The Donald Acting Out (David Becker/Getty Images)

The Echo Room of the Bullshit Chamber


Anyone with a shred of critical thinking skills knows Donald Trump’s reaction to getting caught in misconduct is to throw out a series of bullshit responses until he finds one that works with his supporters.1 Trump has now been caught twice with presidential documents, the second time with documents described in the infamous Mar-a-Lago search…

“This is all heresy”


A Freudian slip, also called parapraxis, is a communications mistake that is believed to be linked to the unconscious mind. The theory – backed by some decent science – is that this kind of gaffe reveals secret thoughts and feelings that people hold. About 45 minutes into the July 21 testimony of former Trump White…

In Like Flynn


“In like Flynn” is a phrase associated with the late actor Errol Flynn. He had a well-deserved reputation for womanizing, consumption of alcohol, and brawling. In November 1942, two underage girls, Betty Hansen and Peggy Satterlee, accused him of statutory rape. The trial took place in January and February 1943, and Flynn was acquitted of the charges.…

What’s Wrong with America, Part 5


Several readers have asked WC what he thinks is at the heart of all the problems facing America. It’s more than one thing, of course. But with this post, WC concludes this semi-regular series, which has used mostly photographs to illustrate the problems. Here’s Part 1; here’s Part 2; here’s Part 3; here’s Part 4.…

The Donald Acting Out (David Becker/Getty Images)

What’s Wrong With America, Part 3


Several readers have asked WC what he thinks is at the heart of all the problems facing America. It’s more than one thing, of course. But with this post, WC continues his semi-regular series, using mostly photographs to illustrate the problem. Here’s Part 1; here’s Part 2. In this case, this particular problem is pretty…

What’s Wrong With America, Part 2


Several readers have asked WC what he thinks is at the heart of all the problems facing America. It’s more than one thing, of course. But with this post, WC continues a new, semi-regular series, using only photographs to illustrate the problem. WC cautions readers that some of these photos contain obscenities. But that’s part…

Principles? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Principles!


Exhibit ASteven F. Holtze, is a Texas multi-millionaire and a major Republican donor, who runs a natural-health and hormone replacement clinic, paid more than a quarter million dollars to ex-Houston police captain Mark Aguirre to find election fraud.1 It was Aguirre who on October 19, 2020, rammed his car into the a cargo truck owned by…

This One’s Important: Judge Carter’s Decision


If Dr. Eastman and President Trump’s plan had worked, it would have permanently ended the peaceful transition of power, undermining American democracy and the Constitution. If the country does not commit to investigating and pursuing accountability for those responsible, the Court fears January 6 will repeat itself. Eastman v. Thompson et al., Case No. 8:22-cv-00099-DOC-DFM,…

Department of Stopped Clocks: Trump Was Right!


Trump, of course, has claimed for years now that there was election fraud in the 2020 U.S. Presidential election. Now there seems to be overwhelming evidence that election fraud did occur. Admittedly, it didn’t affect the outcome, but it was fraud all the same. A Colorado grand jury has indicted Mesa County, Colorado county clerk,…

“Legitimate Political Discourse”


The Republican National Committee on February 3, 2022 adopted a resolution condemning fellow Republicans Liz Cheney (R, Wyoming) and Adam Kinzinger (R, Illinois) because that are serving on the House select committee investigating the January 6, 2021 attempted insurrection. The Republican National Committee said “Cheney and Kinzinger are participating in a Democrat-led persecution of ordinary citizens engaged in legitimate…

Still a Huckster


This email turned up, appropriately enough, in WC’s Junk Mail folder. What Donald is selling this week has less flavor than a Trump Steak and less substance than a degree from Trump University. But it’s still just another con. He’s selling you the privilege of getting junk mail. He’s selling you the right to get…

D.N.R.I.P. Cyber Ninjas, 2014-2022


Cyber Ninjas, the wholly unqualified computer security firm hired by the Arizona state senate to perform a wholly unnecessary audit of the Maricopa County, Arizona 2020 election, is going out of business. It leaves behind compromised election data, unpaid subcontractors, unperformed work, ongoing court fines and a laughably shoddy report, devastatingly rebutted by the Maricopa…

Who Knows What Donald Trump Is Hearing

A Very Special Deal for You


From the guy who brought you Trump University (closed after charged with fraud) Trump Plaza (closed after bankruptcy) Trump Airlines (closed after one year) Trump Steaks (withdrawn after 11 months) Trump Mortgage (failed after 7 months) And a wonderful array of additional bankruptcies, product failures and outright frauds, Donald Trump now presents: Trump Media &…