Captain Zero Pointing to the Right

Captain Zero Loses Again, Episode CXI


You probably thought WC was all done with Captain Zero. Nope. When we last left our ex-Governor, Sean “Captain Zero” Parnell, he was battling the Evil Federal Government yet again, whinging that it was just so Unfair that the Alaska population of the Polar Bear had been classified as endangered under the Endangered Species Act.…

Aerial view, Tongass National Forest, Alaska - Photo credit KTOO.org

Doh! Captain Zero Loses, Yet Again


Is there an echo in here? Captain Zero has lost another lawsuit. He didn’t start it, but it seems to have been his idea – or perhaps the Cartpetbagger’s – to ask the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals to review a U.S. District Court decision involving the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s decision on whether the…

Captain Zero and that Other an Sullivan

Captain Zero Loses Again – Bonus Edition


The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. – William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene 2 Alaska denied former Governor Sean “Captain Zero” Parnell another term. And good riddance. But his pernicious policies and idiot ideas linger. His evil deeds live on. One of Captain Zero’s many…