Meet Changpeng Zhao


You’ve probably never heard of Changpeng Zhao, or CZ as he calls himself. He’s one of the richest persons in the world, with a net worth estimated by Reuters of $33 billion.1 He’s the co-founder and former CEO of Binance, the world’s largest bitcoin exchange. He’s also a scofflaw, and now a convicted felon. His…

Big Pharma, Big Lies: Patent Stacking


A few readers have criticized WC and the Magpie Principle because, by definition, the Magpie Principle rarely involves doing any in-depth analysis on the potpourri of topics WC writes about. Mostly, that’s fair criticism, but occasionally an issue gets WC worked up enough that, after WC calms down enough to write coherently – to the…

Jeff MacNelly's Best Political Cartoon

It’s an American Thing


It’s April 15. Tax Day. There’s nothing funny about it, although the late Jeff MacNelly’s great cartoon from 48 (!) years ago comes pretty close. It’s worth close study. A federal individual tax return is like a colonoscopy: nauseating, painful, tedious, highly invasive and disgusting. Except that when a colonoscopy is over, it’s over. When…

Smart Enough to Tie His Own Bootlaces Together


Scofflaw and supremely selfish thug Ammon Bundy has an outstanding arrest warrant in Ada County, Idaho. It goes back to his failure to appear for a hearing on contempt of court charges in 2022. Rather than face the charges, the miserable excuse for a human being ran away and hid. Of course, he had other…

The Ugliest BUCIP: Subsistence. Again.


Long time readers will recall: a BUCIP is a Big, Ugly, Complicated and Intractable Problem. It’s pronounced “bew-kip” and, so far as WC knows, the term originated with WC. Alaska is beset with BUCIPs, but the worst one is the ongoing fight over subsistence and the use of fish and game natural resources. It’s been…

Donald Trump, photo by Vic Berger

The Man With the Reverse Midas touch


Everyone knows about King Midas. After he saved one of the god Dionysius’s favorite satyrs, the god granted him a wish. Midas wished that everything he touched turned to gold. It worked, and Midas was delighted until he tried to eat or drink. Donald Trump has a reverse Midas touch: everything he gets near turns…

You Wish This Was an April Fools Joke


In 2010, one EPA estimate of the Pebble deposit was $700 billion, or $700 million per year for 100 years State of Alaska v. United States, Case No. 24-396, Complaint, Para. 61 WC isn’t very good at arithmetic, but when you multiply $700 million by 100 you get $70 billion, not $700 billion. It’s also…

AI Lawyering: Not Ready for Prime Time


WC’s former profession was law. WC spent 45-plus years in the private practice of law. For at least the last 15 years of WC’s active practice, WC was constantly warned that computers, and specifically artificial intelligence, would be replacing lawyers any day now. Those voices have gotten louder as AI has expanded its reach to…

Republican Dumpster Fire #27


After the Dems impeached Donald Trump twice, both times with absolutely damning evidence, the Republicans were desperate to return the favor, and searched desperately for any reasonable excuse to impeach Biden. In May 2023, U.S. Rep. James R. Comer (R, Kentucky), Chair of the House Oversight Committee, picked up rumors of an FBI source with…

Meet Lora Reinbold


Maybe Eagle River is just too close to Wasilla? Maybe it’s something in the air in Wasilla that blows across Knik Arm and infects Eagle River residents? Whatever the cause, sometimes citizens of Eagle River – part of the Municipality of Anchorage – act an awful lot like Sarah Palin’s neighbors. Exhibit A would be…

The Technoking Takes His Marbles to Texas


Do little kids still play marbles? It’s an ancient game, traceable back to the Indus River civilizations, mentioned in Ovid’s poems and played around the world. There’s still an international tournament in England. The basic idea is for the players to each put 2-3 marbles each in a circle, and then take turns trying to…

Congressman Simpson and the “Death Tax”


WC received an email from U.S. Rep. Mike Simpson (R, Idaho) recently, boasting that he had co-sponsored a bill to “repeal the unfair Death Tax.” Quoting from the press release, you can see that he seems to be pretty worked up about it. The unfair Death Tax crushes Idaho family farms, ranches, and businesses,” said Rep.…

From Our Friends Across the Pond


WC does try to track international events to some extent, and particularly in Great Britain. But somehow WC was entirely unaware of a massive, nasty scandal that’s unfolding there. While WC’s readers are doubtlessly better informed than WC and already are aware of this story, on the off chance that some readers aren’t, or informed…

Idiots with Firearms, Revisited


Warning to readers: This is a necessarily gruesome post. For a long time, WC has held most firearm-packing citizens in disdain. An appalling percentage of them are “shooters,” vandals and fools who shoot signs, buildings and non-game critters for the sick pleasure of the experience. Those who are not heavily armed vandals don’t make any…

After Santos: The Next Logical Step


Ex-Representative George Santos infamously invented his resumé. Very little of it turned out to be true. But George Santos is at least a real person. He’s a genuine sociopathic liar, but there’s a (sur)real person there. It turns out that the bankrupt cryptocurrency hedge fund called HyperVerse took the next logical step: it’s Chief Executive…

<em>The Art of the Stall</em>, by D. Trump


Nasrudin was caught in the act of theft and sentenced to die. Hauled up before the king, he was asked by the Royal Presence: “Is there any reason at all why I shouldn’t have your head off right now?” To which he replied: “Oh, King, live forever! Know that I, the mullah Nasrudin, am the…

An Open Letter to U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson


U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson568 Cannon House Office Building Washington, DC 20515 Dear Speaker Johnson: WC notes that, as Speaker, you have brought to the floor of the House and adopted a resolution to investigate impeachment of President Joe Biden. WC thinks you recognize that there’s no evidence – none, zilch – linking the President to…

What Gene Levoff Can Teach Us


Insider trading is illegal. It happens when folks on the inside of a publicly traded company, who possess information not available to the public, sell or buy shares in that company, taking advantage of stuff they know and others don’t. An example would be if the head of the Corporate Law Department at Apple, knowing…

The Significance of Anderson v. Griswold


Trump and his campaign are cheering the decision by Colorado Superior Court Judge Sarah B. Wallace finding that Section 3 of the 14th Amendment doesn’t bar Trump from being a candidate for President. The MAGA folks might want to re-think that. Readers may recall that the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, adopted after the…

Your Lingering Shreds of Privacy


The Federal Trade Commission – the FTC – has brought an enforcement action against a company you’ve never heard of, Kochava. It’s based in Sandpoint, Idaho, and might be one of the the largest data brokers on the planet. It boasts it has bucketloads of personal data on more than 300 million Americans. What data? …

Ammon Bundy Learns About “Badges of Fraud”


St. Luke’s Health Care Systems obtained a jury verdict for defamation against Ammon Bundy for $17 million. Three St. Luke’s employees have a money judgment for an additional $24 million. St. Luke’s is setting about collecting its judgment. The thing about fraudsters is, that by definition, they are unlikely to admit that, “Yeah, I sold…